Bleh I still feel like crap so I’m going to bed early. I’ll rewatch AoS tomorrow since I know I missed some stuff when they were giving out an emergency alert again. Seriously what is the freaking chance that this is the second time AoS gets interrupted by some emergency? If it happens again next week, that will be fucking weird.
Oh! And before I forget and go to bed, you know how in some fics, Thor has the All-Speak and can like talk to animals(if it’s ‘Clint-got-turn-into-something-again’ fics) and other creatures and aliens? Well what if he understood baby. Can you just imagine that?
"Fret not, for I understand what the daughter of Coul is saying and she wants a story and a nap."
"Well I could have told you that!"
"She also says that she doesn’t want you reading her the story this time Tony because you never finish them."
"Well I know SOMEONE who isn’t getting a pony for her fifth birthday party and…Bruce stop laughing at me! You try dealing with the spawn of Agent and Hawkass!"
(Yeah I don’t know. I just want Thor to say.”I speak and understand infants and little ones” because it would be awesome. Or he’s just awesome with kids. Either or really)