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starrygreeneyes:

hypable:

On Tuesday’s episode of ABC’s The View, Marvel Comics announced that the character of Thor is now female thanks to a switch in possession of the Mjölnir.
The title, not the person under the mask, is switching gender because of who now holds the hammer.
“It’s a huge day in the Marvel Universe. Thor, the God of Thunder, he messed up, and he’s no longer worthy to hold that damn hammer of his,” said Whoopi Goldberg in an announcement set up by Marvel this morning. “For the first time in history, that hammer is being held by a woman. That’s right. Thor is a woman.”
Thor series writer Jason Arron stressed in a follow up statement that this is the new Thor. “This is not She-Thor. This is not Lady Thor. This is not Thorita. This is THOR. This is the THOR of the Marvel Universe. But it’s unlike any Thor we’ve ever seen before.”
Added Marvel in a statement, “no longer is the classic Thunder God able to hold the mighty hammer, Mjölnir, and a brand new female hero will emerge worthy of the name THOR.”
The new series, Marvel says, will “speak directly to an audience that long was not the target for super hero comic books in America: women and girls.”
See photos at Hypable.com

OH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED

starrygreeneyes:

hypable:

On Tuesday’s episode of ABC’s The View, Marvel Comics announced that the character of Thor is now female thanks to a switch in possession of the Mjölnir.

The title, not the person under the mask, is switching gender because of who now holds the hammer.

“It’s a huge day in the Marvel Universe. Thor, the God of Thunder, he messed up, and he’s no longer worthy to hold that damn hammer of his,” said Whoopi Goldberg in an announcement set up by Marvel this morning. “For the first time in history, that hammer is being held by a woman. That’s right. Thor is a woman.”

Thor series writer Jason Arron stressed in a follow up statement that this is the new Thor. “This is not She-Thor. This is not Lady Thor. This is not Thorita. This is THOR. This is the THOR of the Marvel Universe. But it’s unlike any Thor we’ve ever seen before.”

Added Marvel in a statement, “no longer is the classic Thunder God able to hold the mighty hammer, Mjölnir, and a brand new female hero will emerge worthy of the name THOR.”

The new series, Marvel says, will “speak directly to an audience that long was not the target for super hero comic books in America: women and girls.”

See photos at Hypable.com

OH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED

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barefootdramaturg:

littlemoongoddess:

zeeewa:

my thor art is just getting more ridiculous each time i draw him

can you imagine though…
one day thor is reading up on currents and he sees an article about captain america playing ball with a kid and its the make-a-wish foundation
so thor gets curious and interested and asks Steve to get him involved and they find out a little girl with cancer just wants a tea party with a real prince and thor is like “i am a prince of asgard” and he goes and has a tea party with her and brings apple tarts “because, little midgardian maid, i am told it is tradition to have sweets with tea” and the apple tarts are made with the mythical apples that keep asgardians healthy and after the tea party, the doctors are mystified how she is miraculously healed.

This is how I like my Thor

barefootdramaturg:

littlemoongoddess:

zeeewa:

my thor art is just getting more ridiculous each time i draw him

can you imagine though…

one day thor is reading up on currents and he sees an article about captain america playing ball with a kid and its the make-a-wish foundation

so thor gets curious and interested and asks Steve to get him involved and they find out a little girl with cancer just wants a tea party with a real prince and thor is like “i am a prince of asgard” and he goes and has a tea party with her and brings apple tarts “because, little midgardian maid, i am told it is tradition to have sweets with tea” and the apple tarts are made with the mythical apples that keep asgardians healthy and after the tea party, the doctors are mystified how she is miraculously healed.

This is how I like my Thor

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daekazu:

Sailor Moon Crystal vs older Sailor Moon vs Rapunzel, Merida and Thor! :>

I adore new SM. C:

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captainhooker:

is that thor

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Who do you think was the first person Steve Rick Rolled?

typewriterchan:

kisleth:

typhoidmeri:

dopemixtape:

typhoidmeri:

dopemixtape:

Steve discovers Roll Rolling one night while working through the list of music recommendations Sam and Natasha had given him.  At first he thinks it’s a random ad popping up in the middle of the music video. Then he reads the comments. Nearly every one involves swearing and the term ‘Rick Roll’d.’ Google, as always, is unbelievably helpful and Steve laughs out loud to himself upon reading the Wiki page.  

Sam is first.

Steve:  Otis Redding is terrific - thanks for the recommendation. Found one you might like. Let me know what you think.

He pastes the link into the text before hitting send. He smirks and waits.

Sam:  Steve Rogers, you Rick Rollin’ sonofabitch! Dammit, man. Who knew Captain America was such a troll?

Steve’s sharp bark of laughter echoes off the walls.  

Steve: On your left

Sam:  You’re an asshole

Sam:  Fifty bucks says you can’t get everyone else

Steve:  I won’t feel bad taking your money, you know?

Sam:  That’s why you’re an asshole.

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IDEK you guise.

Steve: Hey, Clint, thanks for the movie recommendations. Pretty in Pink was great. I liked this one too.

Steve carefully pastes the link in and presses send without a moment of regret. He tosses his phone on the counter and opens the fridge. Halfway through making a pile of sandwiches his phone vibrates on the counter. 

Clint: WTF?

Clint: U rick rolled me.

Steve: Sorry, pal.

Clint: UR an asshole. >:( 

Steve snorts and screencaps the texts. 

Steve: one down.

He attaches the picture and sends it to Sam, laughing to himself as he pulls a carton of milk from the fridge. 

Sam: Why am I friends with you?

Steve: My senior citizen’s discount. 

Natasha doesn’t reply. Steve hasn’t heard anything from her in three days, so he assumes she’s off somewhere on the other side of the world kicking ass and taking names.

He’s walking back to his place one night with a couple of large pizzas, listening to the 60s mix Sam made for him when a little blur of red and black lunges at him from the shadows. His attacker sweeps his legs out from under him and knocks him to the ground. He’s prepared to spring to the defense when he sees it’s Natasha. Steve’s laugh is cut short when she presses a pointed heel against his throat. “Dammit, Nat! You made me drop my pizzas. What the hell?” 

She presses her heel a fraction closer and breathing becomes difficult.

Natasha eyes him coolly with her arms crossed against her chest.  ”I’ve had motherfucking Rick Astley in my head for three days now, you little shithead.”

Steve snorts and immediately regrets it. 

Natasha kicks him in the ribs before offering a hand to help him off the ground.

"Share your pizza and let’s figure out how you’re going to get Stark." 

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(Natasha is having exactly none of your shit, Steve.)

Despite what Tony thinks, Thor has no trouble with Midgardian technology. Humor, yes, but technology no. Steve sends Thor an email, swipes his iPod off the desk and goes out for a run, listening to the 70s mix Sam made him.

unknown number: I hate you.

Steve: Excuse me, I think you have the wrong number.

unknown number: I have the right number, Captain Rogers. Thor has not stopped singing all day.

Steve: I’m sorry, Dr. Foster.

Dr. Foster: No, you’re not. ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ

No, he really wasn’t.

….

Steve finds an acoustic version, heavy on the sitar, of Rick Astley’s notorious hit and asks JARVIS to play it the next time Bruce plays his tea time music.

Two days later they learn that Hulk can’t sing but he can hum.  Rather soulfully, he thinks as he sends a video clip to Sam.

Sam: You fucker, Rogers.

Steve: Five down. One to go.

Sam: Good luck with that one, asshole.

Steve: Better have my money ready, Wilson.

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Tony is the hardest by far. Steve brings pizza and vodka with him when he visits Natasha, and Clint is there too as a happy accident. He bounces ideas off them and everything he can think of just isn’t enough. They break for the night and he retires to his apartment.

He almost considers giving in to Sam when Tony gives him the answer unknowingly.

Steve is sitting on one of the stools in Tony’s workshop, drawing the Suit (which Tony was tickled over), when DUM-E beeps and nudges his arm. Steve grins and takes the washer they’d been using for ‘fetch’ while Tony mutters to himself and looks over the damage Steve’s body armor had sustained. 

(“It’s impossible!” He’d wailed, looking at the large gashes in the fabric.

"Tell that to my stomach," Steve had replied from the hospital bed where his skin slowly stitched itself back together under the bandages.)

"Hey, Tony." Steve lightly tosses the washer like an extra-small frisbee across the workshop. "Is DUM-E limited to just beeps?"

"No, he has proper speakers, he just refuses to use them for anything else. He doesn’t have the AI functionality of JARVIS. He’s like a baby. A really old baby. Or the mute eldest brother."

Steve smiles brightly when DUM-E comes back with the washer.

——

It’s really easy to get the song onto his iPod.

——

It’s almost easier to get the iPod hooked up to DUM-E and get him to push the ‘play’ button once Tony had settled in.

——

The entire team watches through the (thankfully soundproof) glass wall as Tony shouts and chases DUM-E around his workshop.

Steve: Did it.

Sam: Pics or it didn’t happen.

Steve steps into the workshop and records the song playing as DUM-E zips around, Tony chasing him. It sends it to Sam who doesn’t reply for ten minutes.

Sam: I’m paying you in beer. BECAUSE you can’t get drunk. Asshole.

Steve: That’s Captain Asshole to you.

BEST ENDING OF ALL TIME AMG

Anonymous:
thor/jane?

shops for groceries- Jane usually does but Thor comes with her to help carry them into their place and to decide what they should for the week or so every so often. Plus he likes how the Midgard markets and grocery stores look and feel(especially the weekend food markets in London) and how easy it is to get food instead of hunting for it. 

kills the spiders- Jane doesn’t like killing spiders unless they’re huge or they ARE considered poisonous so she usually leaves them alone for the most part. Thor will apologize to the spider before killing it because he feels bad for killing them but he finds them a nuisance and because Jane won’t kill them at ALL and Jane, there is a colony of them in the shower. They needed to be vanquished.

comes home drunk at 3am- Jane and Darcy, because Thor picked them both up(quite literally) from where ever they were at them time and made sure that they had plenty of water and headache meds before he but them to bed and goes to sleep on the couch.

makes breakfast- Thor usually does because he’s usually up early and because he knows that Jane needs more sleep than he does sometimes. Plus he’s been trying to learn how to cook more things since he came to Earth so any chance he gets to he uses it to make Jane’s day a little easier.

remembers to feed the fish- Thor because Jane is too busy with her research and Darcy got them for their apartment because she thought a couple of beta fish would be good to have so he makes sure that they’re healthy and well fed.

decorates the apartment- Jane does and she has Thor have his input about it because she wants his help too, even though she does turn down some of his ideas for more Asgardian ideas since they clash with some of her’s.

initiates duets- Thor does thanks to Darcy’s sing-a-longs and going to the pubs and clubs on karaoke nights with her, Jane, and Ian. So now every time he hears something playing on Jane’s ipod that he knows, he sings in hopes that Jane will join him(spoilers: she does. always).

falls asleep first- Jane does and Thor finds it adorable every night before he finally falls asleep too.

gyzym:

iamthedukeofurl:

zoewashburne:

wordsofdiana:

The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.

Screw that, I want Thor to lose his hammer. And there’s some guy playing with his dog like “Go Fetch”.

And then the dog comes back with the Hammer, and Thor shows up and sees the dog holding the hammer in it’s mouth, looks at the guy and says “That is a very good dog”

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barnesbartonbanner:

[thor voice] SAM, SON OF WIL

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begitalarcos:

*One Shot*

Clint gets himself into a doggy pile of trouble and its up to the Avenger’s to figure out how to change him back to normal

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brassmama:

sarriane:

so renner hadn’t been cast yet when clark gregg filmed coulson’s one and only interaction with hawkeye.

On ther other hand, we got Clark Gregg saying he was excited to hear the Renner got the role b/c he’s an actor “whose work I really enjoy”. Fanboy much Clark? :P

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Anonymous:
Could you pleaseeee draw steve parading around with an American flag on July 4th :)

krusca:

kehinki:

hahaa all his friends are dead 

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kehinki but what about his new ones

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surroundedbyhosts:

Avenger Pet Shop Sticker by Pikatoro
9 (manly hugs) Thor and Avengers (+ Phil if you like)

totalnerdatheart:

Phil’s feet weren’t touching the ground, and with a man of Thor’s size it really wasn’t surprising at all. It was a nice gesture, the god’s hug, and Phil could admit that maybe he needed a hug like this after the day he was having. 

Though it was getting hard to breathe, and Phil thinks that’s something he should worry about. 

Thor eventually put him down and offered Phil a beaming smile. “The Lady Sif had told me news of your survival, and I was happy then, but I am much happier now. You have been missed Son of Coul.”

Phil’s cheeks were heated and he was glad that the only other person to witness their reunion was Melinda. She would give him crap about it for weeks, but at least she wouldn’t say anything to the rest of the team. 

Plus Phil had seen the blatant way Melinda had ogled Thor when he had landed, there was no way Phil would ever let her forget that as well. 

"It’s good to see you as well Thor. I hear you are here to pick up something left behind from the battle in London?" Thor grimaces and the odd large wooden box behind him roars ominously. 

"It would seem that a creature from one of the other realms had escaped onto Earth during the battle. It was living in the sewers," Thor makes a pained face and Phil makes a note to ask about the story when Thor is a little drunk sometime. Possibly tonight, Phil could use a drink or several. "It was… unpleasant."

Phil’s response of “welcome to my world,” was cut off by the sound of Skye’s loud gasp followed by Simmons’ appreciative whistle. 

Well, perhaps the whole team could use a few drinks. 

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princessbubblgum:

graymaven:

princessbubblgum:

at disneyland there’s this thor meet and greet thing and he does this whole spiel about how there’s only ONE WHO CAN PICK UP MJOLNIR and he challenged ANYONE IN THE CROWD TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT and then there was this little boy dressed up like thor and so thor was like, “WHO BETTER TO TRY THAN MYSELF?? GREETINGS, LITTLE THOR, MY NAME IS THOR, WOULD YOU CARE TO DO THE HONORS??” and it was so goddamn cute holy shit  

What happened?  Did the kid pick it up?

he couldnt pick it up at first but then thor was like “ALLOW ME TO ASSIST YOU, LITTLE ONE” and they both grabbed the handle and picked it up together

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