totalnerdatheart:

just fyi I really like Audrey and I want to see more 

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I swear to God I will write “Phil Coulson is the biggest hockey fan and you do not mess with him when his team is in the Playoffs and yes he does swears like a sailor when they’re losing” fic soon.

Because I need to channel my rage into something I think or my blood pressure is going to rise if the Hawks lose tonight again and for the fact because it’s always a funny image of Phil swearing like a sailor at his hockey team losing on the bus while the Kids stare at him in shock and awe.

Plus I’ll figure out how to throw in that “Imagine Your OTP watching a sports game and kissing for the kisscam” prompt in that fic too somehow.

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emil-blonsky:

phil coulson + refusing to wear proper protective gear when going into dangerous situations

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agntq:

I’m sorry.

I'm sure Phil has the Shield uniform designers sufficiently intimidated that he just says "the straps stay" and they don't argue. I want to be in the room when Tony asks what the straps on Clint's uniform are even FOR.

scifigrl47:

Phil just walks in, “Don’t touch the straps,” then walks back out and no one questions it.  He had some design input. 8)

And if Tony was ever stupid enough to ask that question, I can see Clint calling his bluff and telling him.  In brutal detail until Tony was like, “OH GOD SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE BEEN A PRUDE BUT OH MY GOD THIS MUST BE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.”

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AHHHH I GOT MY CLINT AND PHIL CHARMS FROM THIS AND THAT TODAY AND THEY’RE SO CUTE! :D
I ordered them at the same time I ordered stuff from dr-kara’s shop so I was really happy they arrived so fast. Now I just have to decide which one to put on my phone and it’s a bit of a hard decision lol.

AHHHH I GOT MY CLINT AND PHIL CHARMS FROM THIS AND THAT TODAY AND THEY’RE SO CUTE! :D

I ordered them at the same time I ordered stuff from dr-kara’s shop so I was really happy they arrived so fast. Now I just have to decide which one to put on my phone and it’s a bit of a hard decision lol.

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Agent Coulson via Instagram:
SHIELD Agents take selfies too.
#levelseven more like #levelsexy

Agent Coulson via Instagram:

SHIELD Agents take selfies too.

#levelseven more like #levelsexy

(Source: philcoulson--levelseven, via ralkana)

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agntq:

Happy Birthday Mr. Clark Gregg a.k.a Agent Badass

(via ralkana)

Phil’s Not an Important Person

raiining:

Phil’s not an important person.

He knows his team thinks he is, because they witnessed S.H.I.E.L.D. scramble heaven-and-earth to find him, but that’s really something completely different.

Nick Fury is a friend – a close, personal friend – and in many ways the only one Phil’s got. Sure, he’s worked with gods like Thor in the past and Sitwell calls him ‘friend’, but Phil knows that’s actually a dig and means completely the opposite. They aren’t friends, they’re colleagues, and colleagues should know better than to ask each other where Director Fury has gone.

Phil’s job is to be efficient and forgettable and he is very – very – good at his job.

So it’s a complete shock when Clint Barton stares at him as if he’s some kind of ghost, explosions going off in the distance, because of course The Clairvoyant had to go down in style.

"You’re – alive? You’ve been alive this whole time?"

"Yes," Phil says, because Nick Fury is an asshole but if he’s the only friend Phil’s got, well, that road runs both ways.

Clint’s still staring at him with a wide, lost look in his eyes, though, and Phil can see that his hands are clenching at his sides. Not as if he were trying to make a fist, because Phil’s seen Hawkeye go from one hundred percent relaxed to brawling like a schoolboy in zero point three seconds flat, but as if he’s trying and failing to wrap his hand around a bow.

"And you didn’t think to tell anyone?”

Phil blinks. “I didn’t think it would matter?”

He can’t quite help it coming out as a question, because – what? What, even? Why would anyone, why would Hawkeye, ever care if he lived or died?

The sound Clint makes in the back of his throat has Phil reflexively stepping forward because it honestly sounds like he’s dying.

Clint startles him by reaching over and gripping Phil’s shoulders, and Phil has to hide a wince because the strength in those arms is, as he’s always suspected, incredible. He ignores how long he’s fantasized about Clint holding him, touching him, and stares instead into Clint’s eyes.

"I would care," Clint says, and his voice is a mess, hoarse and garbled and strangled on the last syllable like he’s forgotten how words work halfway through.  "I would – I do.”

"Okay," Phil breaths. He feels the burn in his eyes but doesn’t dare blink, doesn’t dare look away, because he still can’t believe this moment is happening and honestly can’t imagine it ever taking place again. "Okay."

(via ralkana)

totalnerdatheart:

Skye tends to steal drinks from Coulson’s flask every once in a while.

After the events of Yes Men, she takes a drink and does a spit take at the burn - instead of the usual bourbon the flask was filled with Asgardian mead.

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nerdwegian:

chickletgirl:

copperbadge:

Deadpool Coulson: Still the best Coulson.

[From Deadpool #23, 2014.]

Based on the transitive theorem of fanon, I’ve decided that all Phil Coulsons in all universes carry a flask of bourbon at all times.

hello new headcanon

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Whoops.

missbuster:

hugealienpie:

uberniftacular:

uberniftacular:

sweaterkittensahoy:

hugealienpie:

sweaterkittensahoy:

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I kind of hate you right now.

No you don’t; I’m awesome.

Look what Gayle did…

Oh yes, yes there are. Well. One rule. The rule is, when you see Pancake!Coulson, you reblog Pancake!Coulson.

Well, hello, Pancake!Coulson. Been a while. How’re the pancakes?

IT’S PANCAKE DAY

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pagebranson:

"Plus, you’re not sprouting a pointy tail or anything, so bonus there." - Skye, Yes Men

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