So Happy I could die

starkexpos:

galaatgatsbys:

Scratch that, THIS is the best one I’ve seen.

HOMO ECCE, I AM DYING

(Source: contrarianne, via jeremy-ruiner)

stabdaddroog:

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen.

(Source: notbuyinit, via justicemuffins)

cheeseburgerdanvers:

GRILLS

photo by captainwhizbang

(via kellysue)

alykat86:

Metaphor War that all started because of this picture.

Ralkana: this is what happens when Phil misses Clint

Me: yes, yes it is.

Ralkana: he wanders over to the navigators and gives them a quiet course correction, and then wanders off to the deck and murmurs a couple of commands to a strike team

Me: *Giggles like mad!*

Ralkana: and expenses it all as “tactical training”

Me: Yuuuuuuuuuup!!! It’s totally tactical training!

Me: And plus, then he gets some time alone with his bb xD

Ralkana: debriefing

Ralkana: *nods seriously*

Me: A thorough debriefing.

Ralkana: Phil is nothing if not VERY thorough

Me: It could take them awhile.

Ralkana: and they’re not to be disturbed. they’re going over extremely sensitive… information

Me: That requires intensive and extensive handling

Ralkana: it takes a lot of time to deal with everything that might pop up in such a session

Me: Phil will probably have to have Clint give a demonstration of some of the unique ways he claims to have subdued the target

Ralkana: i think we might have taken this metaphor as far as it can go. you win.

Me: WOO!!! Still champion!!

(via ralkana)

mitchellhp:

ahaha Too hilarious to not reblog.

(via justicemuffins)

thymoss:

H a n n i b a l + A r t

Hannibal Lecter + Francis Bacon

The colours are brooding and sophisticated, but the bruststrokes are uneasy and warped. Paintings of nauseous imbalance and distorted faces - the figures appear to be rotting from the inside. Lecter, to me is a man of violent nausea with an endless capability for true horror.

#this is terrifying; this is everything #this is the nightmare creature behind the person suit #this is the twisted seductive grotesquerie that would call itself a loving fallen angel #this is the rot in the bones of society and the deviant boundary line that leads us to hell #this is the creature underneath #(because Hannibal Lecter is not human #not truly; not in the way that we understand it #his evil is something greater - something that approaches the fringes of evil as a force #something independent of humanity #a thriving dark entity that consumes and destroy #Hannibal Lecter is not his influences; Hannibal Lecter happened #and only the underbelly Lynchian evil #the evil that grows and thrives using humans as vessels #could make something like Hannibal Lecter happen) #(or perhaps that’s just it: #it is #after all #such a human desire#to be something superhuman #and perhaps that desire #and his ability to create labyrinths that humans so easily slip into #makes him in fact #overwhelmingly human) (via neverfeedthesarcophagi)

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brassmama:

I don’t know if anyone has meme-mashed these yet, but I couldn’t resist.

(via jeremy-ruiner)

stevegfuckingrogers:

not-to-worry—fan-not-stalker:

thoroughly-hawkward:

keepcalmandthunderfrost:

dettsu:

izzytheeverything:

flagdemoness:

forevahyoung-ness:

eheheheh-lokid:

doctordonna10:

what-theface:

“All the single heroes…”

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

UP IN NEW YORK

JUST THAWED OUT

DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

THEY TALKED ME UP

LOKI SUCKS

AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thing

They talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunder

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T.

^^^^^^
AN ENTIRE SONG

I know this is old…but I had to. Sorry guys. Love Thor’s boots tho’.

(Source: gorgeousanon, via kimmybacondoll)

Star Trek - Bad Days - Season 2 (by worldofheroes)

scifigrl47:

[x]

“Phil. I’m not feeling the love here, Phil.”

“You’re also not feeling non-lethal force being applied to you, Stark. Count your blessings.”

(via jeremy-ruiner)

covered in kids like a daddy jungle gym

the-wordbutler:

little-alternative-girl:

ubersmpfeels:

pushbuttonkitty:

#this is the various stages of the banner-stark and rogers-barnes households #dot and timmy and maybe a girl Tony and Bruce adopt? #after all #Miles likes his cousin dot so much #maybe he wants his own little sister #or i guess dot has a friend

I was having the same thought.

Oh my God so cute. I can’t.

I sort of hate you people and your wonderful tags because it always happens that I have Plans and then people say things and I am like, BUT THAT COULD BE A PLAN TOO DAMMIT.

Sara actually did this to me the other day and had to forcibly talk me out of upending something because she was like, “But [this thing]” and I was like, “Well, no, [that other thing] … but oh god, I could make [this thing] work if I did [x], [y], and [z]!”

It ended up that [that other thing], my original plan, is staying in place.

(Yes, redaction is for spoilers.)

Whatever the case, the point is this: there are Plans, but I love these pictures more than I even have words for, and it makes me want Contingency Plans, because LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS COVERED IN LITTLE GIRLS I LITERALLY CANNOT.

I mean.

We first need to stop assuming that Bruce and Tony will weather the coming storm and their relationship won’t end in flames, but besides that.

LOOK.

Also, there are other future MPU children besides just Dot, Timmy (who is years from existing at this point but is somehow part of the vibrant universe we are all creating together), and Miles-the-foster-child. We have a Thorling coming. And maybe others.