"Alright boys this next scam I got cooking up will get us over 17,000 jawbreakers!"
"Sounds promising. What is it this time, Eddy?"
You are asking a really relevant question there, Anon. Because you’re right, Hannibal would make him swallow, no doubt about that. Now the thing about me is, I’m totally into ignoring the “semen consists of proteins” part, because to me Chilton swallowing is often a part of him being submissive and/or showing how much he is into the person he is with, and my Chilton is pretty damn submissive/desperate to show affection. So basically I just put my fingers in my ears and go ‘LALALA’ when people remind me that Chilton might get sick from swallowing.
Today in this edition of “I can’t believe I just googled that”:
"A normal male ejaculation (about one teaspoon’s worth) contains between five and 25 calories and a minimal amount of protein" (SOURCE)
In other words, he’s perfectly OK to swallow.
The more you know indeed ;) Thank you for googling so I didn’t have to.
instead of spending 17000 dollars on dashcon let’s spend 17000 dollars on a remake of The Producers about the events of DashCon
"You know, it’s absolutely amazing! Under the right circumstances, a conrunner could make more money with a flop then he could with a hit!"
"Yes, you keep saying that, but you don’t say how.”
"Well, it’s simply a matter of creative accounting."
"So in order for our scheme to work, we’d have to create a surefire flop!"
"Step 1! We find the worst userbase ever assembled."
"Step 2! We hire the worst staffers in town!"
"Step 3! I raise $17,000!"
"Yes! $8500 for me, $8500 for you. There’s a lotta gullible 12-year-olds out there!"
"Step 4! We hire the worst panelists in town and open in Illinois, and before you can say ‘Step 5…’"
"We close in Illinois, take our $17,000, and go to Rio!”
“♪~We can do it~♪”