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scifigrl47:

brandxspandex:

I think I’ll let these speak for themselves.

Magneto’s adorable tho

"Luke Cage: Responsible for the Tiara fad of 1973" is the BEST THING.

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bakaunagi:

clefdefah:

OK, but did you guys ever seen japanese Gravity Falls???

this is a pretty great dub DANG

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unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

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Anonymous:
If Chilton sucked Hannibal's dick, would he swallow or spit, though? Because technically he'd be taking in animal proteins, but I bet Hannibal wouldn't simply let him spit it out again.

frederick-chilton-ruined-my-life:

chiltonnoodlesoup:

frederick-chilton-ruined-my-life:

You are asking a really relevant question there, Anon. Because you’re right, Hannibal would make him swallow, no doubt about that. Now the thing about me is, I’m totally into ignoring the “semen consists of proteins” part, because to me Chilton swallowing is often a part of him being submissive and/or showing how much he is into the person he is with, and my Chilton is pretty damn submissive/desperate to show affection. So basically I just put my fingers in my ears and go ‘LALALA’ when people remind me that Chilton might get sick from swallowing.

Today in this edition of “I can’t believe I just googled that”:

"A normal male ejaculation (about one teaspoon’s worth) contains between five and 25 calories and a minimal amount of protein" (SOURCE)

In other words, he’s perfectly OK to swallow.

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The more you know indeed ;) Thank you for googling so I didn’t have to.

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roachpatrol:

bikenesmith:

TURN UP AT THE DAD DISCO → ( listen )

mix for when yr a 35 yr old Cool Dad getting HELLA turnt @ the club and embarrassing yourself but you don’t care because you’re fly as hell, wearing a rolex watch and highwaisted jeans, popping and locking to a song that never stopped being cool in your heart

1. dancing in the street - david bowie & mick jagger 2. our house - madness 3. whip it - devo 4. safety dance - men without hats 5. we built this city - starship 6. dancing queen - ABBA 7. don’t bring me down 8. bohemian rhapsody -  queen 9. eye of the tiger - survivor 10. dance - michael nesmith 11. do you wanna touch me (oh yeah) - joan jett 12. roxy roller - nick glider 13. metal guru -  t.rex 14. i want to rock and roll all nite - kiss 15. rock the casbah - the clash 16. let’s dance - david bowie

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roachpatrol:

bikenesmith:

TURN UP AT THE DAD DISCO → ( listen )

mix for when yr a 35 yr old Cool Dad getting HELLA turnt @ the club and embarrassing yourself but you don’t care because you’re fly as hell, wearing a rolex watch and highwaisted jeans, popping and locking to a song that never stopped being cool in your heart

1. dancing in the street - david bowie & mick jagger 2. our house - madness 3. whip it - devo 4. safety dance - men without hats 5. we built this city - starship 6. dancing queen - ABBA 7. don’t bring me down 8. bohemian rhapsody -  queen 9. eye of the tiger - survivor 10. dance - michael nesmith 11. do you wanna touch me (oh yeah) - joan jett 12. roxy roller - nick glider 13. metal guru -  t.rex 14. i want to rock and roll all nite - kiss 15. rock the casbah - the clash 16. let’s dance - david bowie

bless this post

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sweaterkittensahoy:

sorchaception:

battymind:

FINALLY! Life hacks I can actually use! =P

Also whoever thought of this is my hero.

The fact that the toilet paper in #1 is printed with Hello Kitty just makes it.

NO NEED TO TAG ME I SAW IT FIRST.

I love how you saw a dick post first before any of us got to tag you for it XD

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killianjefferson:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Gag Reel

Cut the check!

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fallontonight:

Questlove, Damon, and Kirk thought they were watching the 50 Shades of Grey trailer, but we gave them so much more

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ralkana:

amireal2u:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Characters: Natasha Romanov
Additional Tags: Crack, crustaceans weilding weapons, Clint Barton Needs a Hug, Humor, Fluff, written without sleep
Summary:

“Clint?” Phil calls from where’s standing, raising on his toes to be sure.

“Yes?”

"Why is there a knife-wielding crustacean in my kitchen?"

OR

These things only happen to Clint.

*****

I did a thing. Don’t judge me?

This is amazing and you should all read it, especially if you need a laugh or twelve. Oh, CLINT!

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thelilnan:

the pit of despair

thelilnan:

the pit of despair

theawesomeadventurer:

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"Alright boys this next scam I got cooking up will get us over 17,000 jawbreakers!" 

image"Sounds promising. What is it this time, Eddy?" 

image "Dashcon."

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rifa:

insanitysrequiem:

cautionlazer:

instead of spending 17000 dollars on dashcon let’s spend 17000 dollars on a remake of The Producers about the events of DashCon

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"You know, it’s absolutely amazing! Under the right circumstances, a conrunner could make more money with a flop then he could with a hit!"

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"Yes, you keep saying that, but you don’t say how.

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"Well, it’s simply a matter of creative accounting."

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"So in order for our scheme to work, we’d have to create a surefire flop!"

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"Step 1! We find the worst userbase ever assembled."

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"Step 2! We hire the worst staffers in town!"

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"Step 3! I raise $17,000!"

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"$17,000?!"

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"Yes! $8500 for me, $8500 for you. There’s a lotta gullible 12-year-olds out there!"

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"Step 4! We hire the worst panelists in town and open in Illinois, and before you can say ‘Step 5…’"

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"We close in Illinois, take our $17,000, and go to Rio!”

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~We can do it~

A+++++

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