Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
(via gingerhaze)
(via thedustatdawn)
(Source: fishfingers-and-howlers, via uberniftacular)
How Coulson's Death Should Have Gone
Agent Fury: Just stay awake. Eyes on me.
Coulson: No, I'm clockin out here.
Agent Fury: Not an option.
Coulson: It's okay boss. This was never gonna work if they didn't have something to...to.....
Coulson: *dies*
Agent Fury: YOU BETTER GET BACK HERE MOTHERFUCKER I TOLD YOU NOT TO DIE.
Coulson: I'M AWAKE
One gif to rule them all
I’m snort laughing JESUS Christ
(via kimmybacondoll)
oh god, this astronomer is so snarky.
“There are bigger rocks out there and they’re very dangerous if they hit us. If you don’t believe me, you can ask the dinosaurs…oh wait, you can’t. They’re dead!”
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
wait.
THESE ARE SO FUNNY.
no matter what you think of his policies or performance obama sure can lay down the ice burns
(via batty4u)
I haven’t seen this show yet, so can someone tell me is he staring at that guys ass because he wants to eat it or he wants to tap it?
Better question. Does he want to tap it, eat it, or eat it? *eyebrow wiggle*
He’s either thinking “cinnamon lube” or “would go well with a white sauce” but you know, his white sauce
^best comment this has gotten
Star Trek - Bad Days - Season 2 (by worldofheroes)
why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging
No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.
um
Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time
uM
(via ralkana)
it took me the longest time to realize cap’s uniform consists of little blue booty shorts over what are basically leggings
I just
why
how about we skip the leggings
oH MY FUCKING GOD PEOPLE OH MY GOD
(via jeremy-ruiner)
why is tommy wiseau playing thors brother
I DID NAHT TRY TO DESTORY EARTH! IT’S NOT TRUE! IT’S BULLSHIT I DID NAHT!
oh hi thor
*spits energy drink everywhere*
(Source: rybackrulez)
