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howlingblaster:

IM FUCK ING CRYING
WHO LET GRANDPA HAVE A TWITTER!!!!

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totalnerdatheart:

just fyi I really like Audrey and I want to see more 

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benepla:

why is everyone on this website from fucking florida

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PROMPT FOR YOU: Newtibal, Newt likes marking Hannibal up in bed(scratching his back up, biting him, etc.) and Hannibal lets the little punk do it because he trusts him and he knows that Newt gets turned on knowing that Hannibal's marked by him under all his layers of his suit.

sweaterkittensahoy:

"Nothing above the—" 

is as far as Hannibal gets before Newt bites down on his neck, just under his chin. “Goddamnit,” he mutters, grabbing Newt by his upper arms and shoving him backwards. Newt laughs as he lands at the end of the bed, and then he crawls right back up Hannibal, straddling his stomach, and leaning down to bite him again.

"C’mon," Newt mumbles, biting below Hannibal’s collarbone this time. "I’ve heard you talk to your guys. They know we do this."

"This?" Hannibal asks. He taps under Newt’s chin, and Newt looks up, grins, and swoops down to kiss Hannibal full on the mouth. As he does it, he trails his blunt, ragged nails down Hannibal’s side.

"Sex. Fucking. Playing," Newt says when he pulls away. He arches his back when Hannibal threads his fingers in his hair and tugs. "Oh, yeah, do that again."

"You are a fucking cat," Hannibal says. "Throw you across the room, you come right back, get all worked up when I scratch behind your ears."

"You’re thinking of you," Newt says. "And you never actually throw me. Don’t say that. People will get the wrong idea."

"Like who? Hermann the German? Pretty sure I can take him in a fight."

"Like Mako," Newt says, and he cackles when Hannibal goes still. "Yeah, that’s right. I tell her. I tell her aaaaaaall of it. She’s way into it."

Hannibal flips Newt over, pins him down to the bed, and scratches his nails down Newt’s thigh. “Maybe it’s you needs marking up. Let her know who’s got you handled.”

"Oh, she totally knows," Newt says. "She’s awesome, but she’s not, you know, you.”

Hannibal is fairly certain no one has ever referred to him sounding so…fond. Not that he’ll ever admit it, but it’s why he allows the biting and scratching and general marking up. It gets him off, and Newt takes some weird pleasure in just knowing it’s there, like Hannibal’s someone he needs to mark as his so he won’t get stolen. 

As if anyone could steal Hannibal Chau if he didn’t want it to happen. He cut himself out of a kaiju. The only human he’s met that’s half that battle is grinning up at him as Hannibal leans down to kiss him.

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older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

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the-wordbutler:

Okay, so, things I cannot get over: the polygraph chair, Grandma May, Melinda having been married at some point (and part of me is like “Her mom’s crack about Maria makes my brain go to Maria” but I am holding onto other theories as well), Sara’s comment about hairless nipples, and Jemma still and forever being the very worst of liars.

Plus, Phil breaks my fucking heart all the time and I hate him a bit.

YES THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO! WHEN I HEARD THAT LINE ABOUT AND I WAS,”YES GOOD. DO IT SHOW! DO IT!”

It just made me so happy that stinger, finding out that GrandMay MAY have been a SHIELD agent(please oh please oh please let it be so) and that Maria line was the icing on the cake. Plus Jemma STILL being a terrible liar is the best thing ever because it’s adorable.

And yes Phil breaking my heart ALMOST EVERY FUCKING EPISODE is the worst and I may hate him a little too. Just a little though because he has reasons but damn it Phil! You are worse than Clint sometimes ugh!

nerdwegian:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Characters: Clint Barton, Phil Coulson, brief appearances by Natasha and Bruce
Additional Tags: brief mention of past Clint/Natasha, Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Captain America: The Winter Soldier Spoilers, SHIELD Hogwarts, Skinny Dipping, Clint at SHIELD Academy, 5 Times
Summary:

"You’ve seriously never gone skinny dipping, sir?"

Aka “Five times Clint went in the SHIELD Academy swimming pool.”

I finished a thing.

THAT HAS BEEN THE BEST FUCKING STINGER I’VE SEEN SINCE THE BEGINNING OF SEASON YES!

*crying over Phil’s and Audrey’s backstory and the aftermath and right now*

FUCK THIS SHOW.I DON’T EVEN SHIP THEM BUT GODDAMN IT WAHHHH.

I don’t think I’m ready for this episode of AoS yet

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Ugh I think I’m going to lay down for about 15 minutes or so. My head feels likes it’s spinning for some reason and I can’t concentrate on anything right now, especially with the new information that my doctor now wants  me to see a cardiologist for my chest to see what they can see why the fuck it keeps hurting every so often after a year and that they don’t have my MRI results yet. And that I may have fucked up paying some bills because I put my name instead of my dad’s for name on the credit card.

So yup. Done for right now. At least I got AoS to look forward to tonight and work on my shit afterwards too, right? Yeah I guess so.

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Nostalgia Critic - Swan Princess [Watch on TGWTG]

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That reminds me: I still haven’t gotten my comics yet or that new Coulson booble head figure from Funko, which I REALLY want.Gotta figure out a place that has that figure local or just suck it up and pay for shipping I guess.

Though you know a Funko POP figure of CLINT would be be fucking nice finally but MAYBE just MAYBE we’ll get one next year when Avengers 2 comes out I hope finally.