I don’t know what this is but I wanted to write Lola fic. Basically this what happens when you want your OC to be bffs with your friend’s OC and have Lola thrown in the mix.

Dot Barnes belongs to Kate and the MPU fyi.

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“I am not stealing my dad’s car, Dottie,” Emily huffs, crossing her arms and trying her best to give her friend a stare down. Since she was little, she has learned to respect her fathers’ wishes and rules and the most important one has been to not touch Lola, her dad’s vintage cherry red corvette that she only got to drive once in her life on her 16th birthday.

“It’s not stealing per say, it’s more like borrowing,” Dot counters.”And I HATE when you call me Dottie.”

“Okay one, it’s totally stealing if I don’t ask him or daddy permission. Two, it’s probably got an alarm system that activates if you even breathe on it and gives my dad a warning on his phone. Or it has laser protection, who knows.He’s crazy about Lola.”

“And three,” Emily says, counting off her fingers.”I only call you Dottie because I love teasing you and calling you that is my way of saying that this is a bad idea that will get me in trouble with my dad and have him send my sorry ass to a boarding school in Siberia.”

“I’m pretty sure there’s no boarding schools out in the middle of Russia,” Dot says, rolling her eyes and then ungracefully rolling off of Emily’s bed till she landed on the carpet.”He won’t even know we went by it, let alone breathed on it.”

“Dot,” Emily warns.”There’s a reason why the rule of the house and at my dad’s work is ‘Don’t touch Lola’. And I don’t want to find out in my lifetime why nobody should touch her so let’s just finish this damn project so we can goof off the rest of the weekend.”

“Fine!” Dot whines out and throws her arms up.”Not my fault your dads haven’t bought you your own car yet and we’re stuck here till they come back from their date with the one car you’re allowed to drive.”

“They’re at the store getting us food for the weekend because you’re staying over since YOUR parents are out of town!” Emily counters,  finally getting up from her desk and stretching out her poor back.”Or did you forget about that too?”

“No I didn’t and they’ve been gone for almost two hours now. I’m pretty sure they went on a date and are going to bring us pizza for dinner instead of the cookout they were planning on doing.”

“Whatever. Let’s just forget the car nonsense and my parents and let’s go outside before it gets too dark,” suggested Emily, giving her back a quick crack and going by Dot to give her a lift.”I need an effing break from this stupid project and so do you apparently if you wanted to get out of the house and go for a drive.”

“Not my fault we got stuck with a lame history period that’s driving us both crazy. It’s just lucky we have to run you like a collie every now and then to get rid of the crazy,” Dot grins, grabbing Emily’s hand and standing up.”Seriously, you have too much energy sometimes.It’s crazy.”

“Not my fault I need an outlet and so do the dogs, now that I think about it,” she replies, before dragging Dot out of her room and down the stairs, only to see the dogs waiting for them to come down and let them outside.

Obligatory Lola ficlet

adamantsteve:

  • Clint/Coulson
  • Rating: G

 

“Just around the block.”

Phil doesn’t even look up from his crossword. “Nope.”

“Can I rev the engine?”

“Nope.”

Clint stretches across the table and blinks up at him, pouting. “Please?”

Phil deigns to meet his eyes this time before speaking. “No.”


He fills in a word and crosses out the clue, resolutely ignoring the long drawn out sigh Clint heaves. Clint sits back up still pouting and pokes at the crumbs on the table. “Y’know Phil, in the orphanage, they taught us to share our toys.”

Phil tips his head and smirks. “Really? You’re going with the orphanage guilt trip already?”

“Phil!” Clint pouts again, and he’s actually a little amazed at how resolutely Phil is holding out on him. Phil shakes his head and goes back to the crossword.

“Never give me anything,” he grumbles, and he thinks Phil’s ignoring him til he puts down the paper and yanks at the waistband of Clint’s jeans. He folds into Phil’s lap and grins as arms are wrapped around him and a warm kiss is pressed to his cheek.


“Does this mean-?”

Phil laughs against Clint’s ear. “No way.”

Clint laughs and wriggles, but Phil’s arms stay where they are. “Not even an engine rev? Seriously?”

“Maybe for your birthday I’ll let you sit in the driver’s seat.” Clint huffs but Phil continues before he can complain anymore. “And I’ll let you toot the horn.”

“Really? Toot the horn? Is that all I get?”

“I already let you touch the radio.”

Clint squirms til Phil lets him go. “Unbelievable, Phil. What… What would Captain America do, huh?”

Phil stands to put his own dish and coffee cup in the dishwasher. “He would respect my wishes.”

Clint snorts and pinches Phil’s ass, poking and pinching him all the way out to the living room. “Phil. Phil. C’mon. Just up and down the block. Phil.”

It’s not fair that Phil’s had about a zillion hours of torture training and therefore has the patience of a saint for this kind of thing. He sits on the couch and gets back to the crossword, unperturbed by Clint’s insistent prodding. Clint determines it’s time to bring out the big guns.


He stops with the jabs to take a deep breath. “Phil, it’s with a heavy heart that I say this,” Phil looks at him with his ‘Oh Clint’ expression, waiting to hear what he comes out with next. “But if you don’t let me have a go on your new toy I’m going to have to withhold sex.”


Phil shrugs and turns back to the crossword. “What’s a two letter word that means the opposite of yes?”

“Phil!”

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ntu-150:

g-erti:

Every Series, Every Episode!

StarTrek.com has made every episode available for streaming on their website! (and there doesn’t seem to be any indication that its only temporary!)

Have a series you’ve been meaning to watch? Can’t afford Netflix? No problem! Go forth; all of Star Trek is now at your disposal!

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ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

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I am going to punch who EVER DESIGNED FIREFOX TO NOT BE ABLE TO ORGANIZE TABS FROM ONE WINDOW TO THE OTHER AND INSTEAD YOU HAVE TO DRAG THEM ALL TO ONE WINDOW TO ORGANIZE THEM ALL!

SERIOUSLY?! THIS FUCKING BROWSER HAS CRASHED ON ME 5 TIMES TONIGHT AND I AM 80% DONE WITH IT!

I JUST WANT ALL MY TABS ORGANIZED AND IN ONE FUCKING WINDOW! IS THAT SO HARD TO FUCKING ASK FOR?! FUCK!

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ralkana:

sweaterkittensahoy:

ralkana:

sweaterkittensahoy:

alykat86:

kimmybacondoll:

is Jeremy just holding a butt plug in this pic or…..?

Jeremy honey…what are you doing, sweetheart. Did we catch you at a bad time or should we sell tickets come back later?

Hair is wrong for The Unusuals, as is the general look of the thing. I do not know what it is, but I would like to know what he’s holding if they didn’t admit it was a butt plug.

I was informed that it is from Love Comes to the Executioner.

Ah, thank you.
And now, for the most awkward question of the day: Were you informed if it was a butt plug?

I have not seen the movie, but those who have say it is indeed a butt plug. I am not aware of the context in which it is, er, utilized in the movie.

Ah thank you Ralkana for finding out what this was from(ETA: From Kate so THANK YOU TOO!). Also thanks to Gayle who confirmed that no, this wasn’t from The Unusuals due to Renner’s hair.

ralkana:

sweaterkittensahoy:

ralkana:

sweaterkittensahoy:

alykat86:

kimmybacondoll:

is Jeremy just holding a butt plug in this pic or…..?

Jeremy honey…what are you doing, sweetheart. Did we catch you at a bad time or should we sell tickets come back later?

Hair is wrong for The Unusuals, as is the general look of the thing. I do not know what it is, but I would like to know what he’s holding if they didn’t admit it was a butt plug.

I was informed that it is from Love Comes to the Executioner.

Ah, thank you.

And now, for the most awkward question of the day: Were you informed if it was a butt plug?

I have not seen the movie, but those who have say it is indeed a butt plug. I am not aware of the context in which it is, er, utilized in the movie.

Ah thank you Ralkana for finding out what this was from(ETA: From Kate so THANK YOU TOO!). Also thanks to Gayle who confirmed that no, this wasn’t from The Unusuals due to Renner’s hair.

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(Source: lpkyo, via ralkana)

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alykat86:

kimmybacondoll:

is Jeremy just holding a butt plug in this pic or…..?

Jeremy honey…what are you doing, sweetheart. Did we catch you at a bad time or should we sell tickets come back later?

alykat86:

kimmybacondoll:

is Jeremy just holding a butt plug in this pic or…..?

Jeremy honey…what are you doing, sweetheart. Did we catch you at a bad time or should we sell tickets come back later?

(via ralkana)

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obsidianink:

Printed and strung up my Kitten Garland I got from Mel Stringer.

obsidianink:

Printed and strung up my Kitten Garland I got from Mel Stringer.

ralkana replied to your post: So I opened up firefox because I remembered that I…

I always manage to pare things down to about eight open tabs in one window. And then I look around like five minutes later and Ive got sixty five tabs open in five windows. No idea how it happens.

I don’t know how it happens either but happens ALL THE TIME to me. I guess I just love looking at things but forgetting about them later somehow.

And just as soon as I saw this firefox crashed on me from organizing them XD. Ah such is life.

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Some things never change.

(Source: bryantskobe, via thedustatdawn)

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erindizmo:

ladyironofshield:

coconutice22:

Someone touched Lola. 
It was the Impala. 
They have zero regrets.  
Yeah, I’m shipping it. 

I NEED FIC OF THIS

Well, no car-baby yet, but there are two Lola/Impala fics on the AO3 already.

I was waiting till tumblr started shipping Lola and the Impala and I see it didn’t take long. Which is good because I’ve been planning drawing human versions of Lola and Impala and end up shipping them both.
I regret nothing except that I haven’t drawn it yet. :T

erindizmo:

ladyironofshield:

coconutice22:

Someone touched Lola. 

It was the Impala. 

They have zero regrets.  

Yeah, I’m shipping it. 

I NEED FIC OF THIS

Well, no car-baby yet, but there are two Lola/Impala fics on the AO3 already.

I was waiting till tumblr started shipping Lola and the Impala and I see it didn’t take long. Which is good because I’ve been planning drawing human versions of Lola and Impala and end up shipping them both.

I regret nothing except that I haven’t drawn it yet. :T

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So I opened up firefox because I remembered that I had a theme in an opened tab that I was looking at before I left for home. And I had to restore the session when I noticed that there was ANOTHER restore session tab so I restore that one. And another. And then another.

Now I have 5 firefox windows opened with God knows HOW many tabs and I’m crazy enough to organize them and get rid of a HELLA a lot.

How is this my life? Why do I always have so many tabs open? God I need help with this tab problem I have since this too cray cray.

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Welcome to my mad world…

Welcome to my mad world…

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